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Vivarium: five small details that are more significant than you think

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Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots live through a Stepford Wives- style suburban nightmare in surreal head-scratched Vivarium, which has just landed on Shudder . The movie questions gender roles and family ideals through the prism of reality-bending housing developments and mutant alien children . It’s very much open to interpretation, but here are five small details which could be more significant than you think. Warning: Spoilers ahead 1/ What’s a vivarium? According to the Oxford dictionary, a vivarium is "an enclosure, container, or structure adapted or prepared for keeping animals under semi-natural conditions for observation or study or as pets". It ties in with the movie’s uncanny aesthetics – the fluffy clouds, windless skies and picture book sunsets all seem ‘semi-natural’. The idea a vivarium is for observation or study also highlights the film’s role in picking apart the dream of the nuclear family. It’s no coincidence that one poster for the movie rif...

Random Acts of Violence: Worth a Watch?

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Stand-up comedian Jay Baruchel has decided to take a stab at the meta-slasher , promising to probe into the twisted hearts of horror fans and their insatiable longings for on-screen blood and guts . Is it time to re-examine our life choices? More importantly, is Random Acts of Violence worth a watch? In a nutshell: Todd (Jesse Williams) is working on the final issue of his successful Slasherman graphic novel series -   controversially based on the real life I-95 killer, who was never caught. Deciding to take a road trip with some friends to get the creative juices flowing, Todd realises a crazed fan is re-enacting the kills from his comic books. This article is a spoiler-free zone. Random Acts of Violence's hits  Some of the social commentary is pretty spot-on – I particularly enjoyed a scene at a horror convention where Todd is asked to sign weapons and miniature replicas of torture vans. As in most of the famous slasher franchises, Todd’s fans very much see the murdero...

Nightmare on Elm Street endings ranked in terms of stupidity

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Let's face it - none of the nine Nightmare on Elm Street movies stick the landing. All end with various implausible and largely temporary deaths for Freddy Krueger - and they're all ranked below, from bad to inexsplicably terrible. WARNING: Spoilers for all films in the Nightmare on Elm Street series. Obviously. Let's start with the least stupid: 9/ Freddy vs. Jason (2003) This was the last time we saw Robert Englund in the fedora onscreen - and fittingly this was a cheeky sendoff to the character before he was butchered in the 2010 remake. After a lengthy faceoff with Jason (Ken Kirzinger), the final shot sees Mr Voorhees emerging from Crystal Lake with Krueger's decapitated head.  Englund closes the scene with a wink at the camera and a voice-over maniacal laugh - a tongue-in-cheek acceptance that both Freddy and Jason are not going to die permanently anytime soon.  8/ Freddy's Dead (1991)  Freddy's Dead is widely agreed to be the worst film in the Elm Stre...

The four weirdest horror movie sex scenes

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Gratuitous sex scenes are a mainstay in most horror flicks, but some stick in the mind for their general WTF nature. Here are the four most bizarre scenes of intercourse, handpicked in four different categories. This list includes consensual encounters only, so there'll be no appearances from otherwise memorable scenes such as the Midsommar fertility ritual, the Evil Dead handsy tree branches or the various penile decapitations in Teeth . Weirdest Slasher Hookup We all know teens in slasher films exist to have sex and then be inventively killed. But which movie has the most out-there adolescent coupling? There can be only one answer: WINNER:  Madman (1981) - hot tub scene TP (Tony Fish) and Betsy (Gaylen Ross) are enjoying a bit of aquatic loving, unaware the murderous Madman Marz is on the prowl. The scene has distinct soft porn vibes - the song choice of Steve Horelick's 'I Don't Need Words'; the slo-mo undressing; and seemingly endless shots of the couple circl...